They Said What? 13 Perplexing Patient Chart Notes

Doctors are known for their poor handwriting — but the writers of these chart notes need a refresher in high-school English!

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
The patient refused autopsy.
Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
She is numb from her toes down.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Skin: somewhat pale but present.
Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.