NorthEast Monitoring

What Was That?

Doctor holding hands on headThings you don’t want to hear during surgery

  • Oops!
  • Has anyone seen my watch?
  • Come back with that! Bad dog!
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  • Hand me that … uh … that uh … thingy …
  • What do you mean he wasn’t in for a gender reassignment surgery?
  • Damn, there go the lights again …
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
  • What do you mean, “He’s not insured”?
  • Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss Game of Thrones!
  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!