NorthEast Monitoring

Take the Doctor’s Advice

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a beautiful young lady on his arm.

A couple days after that, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”

“I didn’t say that,” the doctor responded. “I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”