Take the Doctor’s Advice
Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a beautiful young lady on his arm.
A couple days after that, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
“I didn’t say that,” the doctor responded. “I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”