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A Pastor, a Doctor, and an Engineer …

A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were stuck behind a particularly slow and inept group of golfers. Just as they were reaching the limits of their patience, the greenskeeper approached, so the engineer asked, “Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

The greenskeeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight when they saved our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them play for free whenever they want.”

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, “What brave, selfless firefighters. I think I’ll say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my friend the ophthalmologist and see if there’s anything that can be done for them.”

The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys just play at night?”